- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

Whats long and hard? a pole

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

Lockerbie bombing

What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

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