- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

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If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

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Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

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Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

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Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

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