A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

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What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

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Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

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The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

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A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

Herman Cain

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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