- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

your moms so fat she has kankles

I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

Freddie Mercurys teeth

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

What's brown and sticky? A stick

What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

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