Hey what time is it. 3:15

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How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? a pizza doesn't yell when it goes into an oven

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a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead are all trapped on a desert island. They work together and manage to survive until help arrives.

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what happened to the mexican who dropped his ice cream at work? He got a raise, won the $5 billion jackpot, was given ten car dealerships, then died.

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The racist uncle went to attend his nieces bat-mitzvah. Although he is racist, he is smart enough to not speak his mind, for he is in a temple, and may offend many people at the service.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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So I walked upstairs and I told the guy, "No." And he then asks, "Why?"

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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Black Poeple

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Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

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What do you call a person with no eyes? Blind.

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Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

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Q: What did the Miracle Whip say when the refrigerator door was opened? A: Nothing. Miracle Whip cannot speak.

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How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead...

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Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

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Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

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Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

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there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

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Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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