Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

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Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock *Opens Door*

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Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

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Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

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Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

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What has human male genitalia? A human male

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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A man walks into a bar. Ow!

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What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

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i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

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i am predestal

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What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

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What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

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99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

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What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

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What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

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9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

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What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

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jokes r dumb

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What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

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Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

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How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

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What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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