you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

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A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

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husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

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What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

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Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

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How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

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What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

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There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

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A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

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Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

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Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

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What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

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Chocolate rain Awesome!

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Haha pizza

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

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What has human male genitalia? A human male

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

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Women rights.

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A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

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A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

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Anti Joke

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