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A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

What do apples taste like? Apples.

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

What's 6 + 9? 15.

What do you call a group of asians? China.

Jasper sucks.

An Irishman stays home

Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

What is 6 plus 9? 15

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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