What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

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When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

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Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

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Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

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if it's friday, it must be China

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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Santa Clogged my toliet

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Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Down Syndrome

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why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

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Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

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BILLY BOB JAM:KNOCK KNOCK!! BOBERT:WHAT!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WOULD I EVEN CARE?!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WONT YOU SHUT UP BILLY BOB JAM ORLANDIO STEAK?!!?!?!GET ME OUTTA HERE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

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What is black blue and screaming? Your daughter when i kicked the shit out of her

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A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

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Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

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What’s the best part about winning a gold medal? Nothing. You’re on acid and staring straight at the sun.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

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One man said to another 'I think I'm going to have a chinese tonight.' the other replied 'it is wrong to eat people, even if they are chinese.'

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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What is bad about being black and Jewish? Your gonna have to sit in the back of the oven

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Q: What did the cop say to the deaf man? A: Nothing worth hearing about.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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