- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Punchline.

Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

...and I'm a Mormon.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

why did the man die? he got shot

whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

Hi poop!

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see his mother before she passed away of terminal cancer

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