how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

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What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

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What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

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Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? *awkward silence* What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? *Awkward silence....huh?*

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

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Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

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Slavery

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Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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This is not Will Smith.

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

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Dead babies.

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Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

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What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

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Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

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Jewish People

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What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

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Anti Joke

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