If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

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Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

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Women rights.

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Jim and Larry work together. Jim works hard, and Larry is a bit of a prankster. One day, Jim is having a rather rough day, and Larry looks to cheer him up with a good-natured joke. Knowing that Jim's wife prepares dinner for him every night of the week, he calls her and tells her that their boss has decided to pay for a dinner out, that she should take the day off and just get ready for Jim to come home and pick her up. Larry will later follow up by calling a pizza delivery place and having them send a special no hard feeling message with two large delicious pizzas. He forgets to call the pizza delivery man until later that night, after which it's too late and he thinks "I'll just explain the joke to Jim tomorrow." And goes peacefully to sleep. Arriving home and finding that dinner is not prepared, Jim savagely beats his wife.

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A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

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What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

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why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

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So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

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Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

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Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

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What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

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How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

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how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

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what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

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What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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Justin Littleton getting laid.

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What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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