knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

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Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

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pubic lice.

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ekoj

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What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

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Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

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Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

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Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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PEN15 IF U R SMART U WILL UNDERSTAND THIS

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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The chicken crossed the road.

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

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A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

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Satan called. I put him on hold.

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yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

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Q. Why cant Stephen Hawking walk into a bar? A. Because he suffered being paralyzed and is unable to walk. So theoretically speaking it is impossible to walk when paralyzed and in a wheelchair unless the victim is out of his or her wheelchair. Please note that the chances of walking when paralyzed are extremely slim.

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how do you make sure someone is dead shoot them

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What do you call an aircraft piloted by a Muslim extremist? The aircraft's brand name followed by its model number, in all likelihood.

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marble

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Why was the black man wet? He was sprayed by a hose.

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What's grosser than gross? Grosser. What's grosser than that? Grossest.

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Anti Joke

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