So I walked upstairs and I told the guy, "No." And he then asks, "Why?"

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Michael J Fox likes his martini's shaken because they taste better that way.

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What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? If you need an electrician to screw in a lightbulb, you're a moron.

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Chuck Norris is a normal man.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

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Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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The government makes a good decision

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why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

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what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

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Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

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yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

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What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

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Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

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How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

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An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

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wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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