A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

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What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

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What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

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What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

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3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

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A man was driving to work when he realized he hadn't told his wife happy anniversary. He turned the car around to head back home only to remember that their anniversary was on Friday, not Thursday. The man shared some nervous laughter with himself as the radio played in the background. He continued on toward work and had a run of the mill day meeting with potential clients.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

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Why Because

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What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

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Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

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What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

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anus soup

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A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

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Small breasts.

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what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Women's rights

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Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

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In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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