Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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A man walked into the white house and security escorted him out because he didn't have a pass.

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Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

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What do you call a man with no brain? dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? it was dead.

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There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

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Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

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Anti jokes are funny

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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josh simpson has cancer

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How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

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Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

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Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock *Opens Door*

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Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

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What has human male genitalia? A human male

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Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

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Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

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A man walks into a bar. Ow!

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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