In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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You're pretty... PRETTY UGLY

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

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whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

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STOP LOOKING AT MY JOKE

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"What starts with F and ends with a K?" "firetruck?" "no, f u c k"

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun. What did Santa get for the young boys sister? Nothing, the boy shot Santa. Who sent out presents the next Christmas? Not Santa.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

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What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

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What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

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A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

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fart

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A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

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How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Human is to breast as breast is to nipple as nipple is to milk as milk is to HIV as HIV is to AIDS as AIDS is to death as death is to heaven or hell as heaven or hell is to Jesus or the Devil as Jesus is to God as God is to the Universe

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What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

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AROUND

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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