- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

What is 6 plus 9? 15

What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

What do you call a group of asians? China.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

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