- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Bobby get for Christmas? Nothing, Bobby is an orphan and has no friends.

Roses are green Violets are yellow I have mental problems Doobah haga Blakatrabbit

What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Real jokes.

i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" Passersby notice the man is blind, which caused him not to notice the bar. He later died in the hospital from severe head trauma

Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

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Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

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