An underaged man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, but the bartender says we don't serve minors. The boy then rushes out if the bar for fear of being caught.

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A englishmen an irishmen and a ginger walk off a bridge gingers have no souls

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the awkward moment when Rick Astley gives you up

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A man walks into kindergarden class with a beer. He then gets arrested.

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ur mother

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A pornstar walks into a church, she has remained close to Christ despite her condescending career choice.

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if you are what you eat then arent pornstars considered vaginas?

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Why did the chicken cross the road Banana

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throbbing slobber

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Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

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What did the little boy find when he came home from school? His mother hanging from a tree.

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what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

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nice shorts.

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What happens when you mix 3 pounds of baking soda, 2 dozen cans of Mr. Pibb cola, and a live tortoise? It makes a terrible mess and your wife gets upset at you for getting the house so dirty. She refuses to clean it up.

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

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Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" Passersby notice the man is blind, which caused him not to notice the bar. He later died in the hospital from severe head trauma

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Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

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Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

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The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

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A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

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Real jokes.

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9/11

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Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

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