- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

So this guy walks into a bar. He is promptly rushed to the hospital due to the risk of brain damage, concussion, or other serious head injury.

What do you get when an Alabama and an LSU kid are mixed?A small child who grows up in a world of fighting and domestic violence.

why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why is the child screaming? Because he just woke up from a bad dream.

The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

Three men died and were met at the pearly gates of heaven by St. Peter. Which not only proves that there is a heaven but that St. Peter actually does greet all of its new inhabitants at the entrance which is in fact marked by gates of pearl.

One man said to another 'I think I'm going to have a chinese tonight.' the other replied 'it is wrong to eat people, even if they are chinese.'

What does spongebob do to get high. Nothing, spongebob doesnt exsist.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Six hasn't been the same since Vientnamn

what happened to the mexican who dropped his ice cream at work? He got a raise, won the $5 billion jackpot, was given ten car dealerships, then died.

-What's brown and rhymes with snoop? -Dr. Dre

Fuzzy Wuzzy was A bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy went through chemo. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy was he?

A Mexican and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks. Then they leave because it turns out that wasn't the bar they were meeting the Jew at.

Why did the little girl fail her test? She had mental retardation.

What's wrong with him? He lit the flashlight at both ends.

When my Xbox died, my girlfriend said: "Finally, you can treat me the same way you treated that thing!" So I tapped her so hard that she died

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