- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

why did the man die? he got shot

Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

Whats funnier than an anti joke? a real one.

What did the frog say Magican? Ribbet.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

A Muslim, a Jew, a Christian, and an Atheist are eating at the same table. They are friends, and they do this from time to time.

Why did lady gaga set her alarm? So she could get up in the morning.

why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

Why did the mushroom go to the party??? Cuzz he was a fungi (fun guy)

Why did the 1,000 pound woman start crying? Because her son got hit by a car.

Why did the black guy get arrested? Homicide.

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