Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

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how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

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What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

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wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

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What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

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What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

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What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

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What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

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3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

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If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

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Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

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Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

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What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

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Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

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What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

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I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

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What did one guy say to the other guy?? Well he just hi but hi backwards is ih and that reminded him of his days in Nahm because that's what his Sargent said and that reminded him of ice-cream because his Sargent smelled like ice-cream and that reminded him of the song that the ice-cream played which reminded him of Disney world which reminded him of a priest raping little boys which mad him laugh because that reminded him of a Jew picking up a penny which reminded him of Osama be shot in the f**k**g face and that reminded him to say how are you to the other guy.

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Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

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A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

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Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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