Chocolate rain Awesome!

Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Pickle!

What will happen when a black person die they die

Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

i am predestal

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

look at there!! an entire dog!!

Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

Punchline.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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