- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

knock knock you may come in

where's waldo? in a picture book.

Penis

What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

A fish walks into a bar

What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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