Three men walked into a metal pole

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The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

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What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

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So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

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ghjwASFDJHKJZFKLJFHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA GGGG DG FUC K DISLIKE ME!

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What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

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What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Boom! Splat! You'll never know.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

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How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

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The chicken crossed the road.

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Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

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How do u save someone from dieing of cancer? U shoot them in the head

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What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

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Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

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Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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Why did the retard have no friends? Because somebody stitched his mouth and eyes shut so he couldn't be social.

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Hey what time is it. 3:15

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How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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