- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was it so easy for Superman to pick up chics? His butt ox.

What's grosser than gross? Grosser. What's grosser than that? Grossest.

Whats black and white and red all over? An interracial aborted fetus

So this guy and his monkey walk into a bar, I forget the rest of the joke but your mothers a whore.

once there was a man named steve. he happily sniffs pot every day after work. especially on sundays. one day, his family finds him sniffing pot. they are disgusted and disappointed in his bad decisions. so they join him

What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

A man walked into the white house and security escorted him out because he didn't have a pass.

Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

What do you call a man with no brain? dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? it was dead.

There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

josh simpson has cancer

Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock Opens Door

Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

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