Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

Your mom.

Timmy stop making noises while mommy is working. I have to finish these TPS reports or else my boss will be very mad at me and we won't have Christmas again.

your moms so fat she has kankles

What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

What will happen when a black person die they die

What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

An Irishman stays home

Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

This post contains NOTHING.

Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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