What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

Where was little suzie the day after the house fire? At the hospital, being treated for minor burns.

A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

What's brown a sticky? -A stick

Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

Rebecca Black sings a song.

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

A joke

What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

KIMBERLEY HONEY

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

Womens rights.

hi bye

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