Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

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I JUST HAD SEEX! How blantant, eh?

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

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Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

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How do you stop a bus? Put the brakes on.

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Three men died and were met at the pearly gates of heaven by St. Peter. Which not only proves that there is a heaven but that St. Peter actually does greet all of its new inhabitants at the entrance which is in fact marked by gates of pearl.

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What's the difference between Stevie Wonder and Kevin Bacon? There's none. Neither of them is a taxi driver.

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Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

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Did you see that van with the word "Free Candy" painted on it? I'm also glad to see a successful entrepreneur capable of advertising free wares as an incentive to attract customers in such a recession. It's a great deal for both parties.

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What do you call a Russian civil war? A war in which one side wants to seced from the other.

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Waseem likes to talk with his mouth full.

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Knock knock! "It's unlocked"

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what is the worst thing in the galaxy? runing out of dr.pepper :(

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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haha.

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I dislike old people.

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Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

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you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

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