Women's rights

Two guys were sitting in a pub.

One time i ate a sandwich it was good

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

Chocolate rain Awesome!

What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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