Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

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Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

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What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

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Oliver's friends

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

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Women's Golf

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

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What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

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Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

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what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

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Small breasts.

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-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

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IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

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Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

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Justin Littleton getting laid.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

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Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

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What time is it? 10:58

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

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Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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