- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

pubic lice.

What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

Benevolent villain.

Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

What break when you talk?

The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

if it's friday, it must be China

Knock Knock! Come in.

Santa Clogged my toliet

Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Down Syndrome

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