What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

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Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

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This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

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What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

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Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

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A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

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The jets are a good team..

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Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

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Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

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Well, this is fun.

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What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

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Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

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Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

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N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

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how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

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whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

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Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

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What is a dog? Bark

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Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

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What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

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A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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