Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She no longer has a pulse.

What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

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