Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

What's worse than seeing your goldfish die? Watching your grandfather have a stroke.

I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

Your mama's so fat, that at her last annual checkup her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to diet and exercise before her obesity manifested itself in a variety of chronic afflictions that would detract from her ability to lead a long life.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

justin littleton. nuff said

Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

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Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

your moms so fat she has kankles

how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

I won the game.

Guess what? Chicken butt

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

knock knock whos there .. derp

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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