A fish walks into a bar

How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

Knock knock Nobody's home.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

Punchline.

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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