The jets are a good team..

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

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Knock Knock Come in.

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Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

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What is Jason? Black.

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How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

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What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

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Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

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What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

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Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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What break when you talk?

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What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

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What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

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That's unfortunate.

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Why did Suzy drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy!

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what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

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why did the mexican cross the road? to catch its bus on the other side

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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Chuck Norris can fly around the world in under 2 days. In an airplane.

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What's grosser than gross? Grosser. What's grosser than that? Grossest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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