Aodhan Hearty

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

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I had a dream I watched Inception.

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what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

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The jets are a good team..

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What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

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a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

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Dallas Cowboys

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

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Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

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What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

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What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

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The chicken crossed the road.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

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Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

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What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

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Want to hear an anti-joke?

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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