What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

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Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

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Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

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How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

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What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

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Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

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What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

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What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

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Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

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I won the game.

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Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

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why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

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A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

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Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

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Women's rights.

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

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Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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