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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

An Irishman stays home

An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

kennah campion... being nice

What do apples taste like? Apples.

roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

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