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Punchline.

Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

beiber i straight

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

cheese

when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

Miscarriages.

What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

how do you make sure someone is dead shoot them

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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