why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

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What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

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What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender, a known drug smuggler for the Mexican Cartel fires three shotgun rounds. As the bartender reloads Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks first the shotgun out of the man's hands followed by three very quick blows to the head. The bartender goes down unconscious and he is arrested. Though the program is no longer produced, Walker Texas Ranger was a somewhat enjoyable, although poorly written and low budgeted made for television action crime drama series produced from April 21, 1993 to May 19, 2001.

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What's the best thing about sex with 24 year olds? They're in their sexual prime.

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A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

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What do you call a duck with a mustache? A duck with a mustache.

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james schmitt whats your last name

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You mamma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

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a guy is driving home his wife calls him and she say's be careful there is a lunatic driving on the wrong side of the road towards traffic he then reply saying they all are

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue It is Valentines Day So I had to get them for you or we would get into a big fight, which will end up with me on the couch.

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Why did the girl not apply for her American CItizenship? She was already an American Citizen.

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Why was the blonde woman crying? -because she witnessed her infant get sucked into a jet engine and was very sad.

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Daddy daddy daddy. What. Will you buy me a porn for my birthday. What! I want porn daddy. Shut up gosh your a 8 year old girl

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A man buys free health care...

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Did you see that van with the word "Free Candy" painted on it? I'm also glad to see a successful entrepreneur capable of advertising free wares as an incentive to attract customers in such a recession. It's a great deal for both parties.

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A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

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Waseem likes to talk with his mouth full.

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Why did the little girl fail her test? She had mental retardation.

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What happened to the chicken who crossed the road ? Quite obviously he got to the other side to be greeted by a 50 foot half man half chicken who had one leg.

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When my Xbox died, my girlfriend said: "Finally, you can treat me the same way you treated that thing!" So I tapped her so hard that she died

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^that joke's not funny

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Anti Joke

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