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If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

anus soup

What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

justin littleton. nuff said

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

a horse walks into a barn

How do you leave a man in suspense...

I had a dream I watched Inception.

What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

johann grayson being liked

What do apples taste like? Apples.

A scottish man having fun

Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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