How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

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FIONN'S HAIR 1 LIKE = £1 FOR A HAIRCUT

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Hello

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why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

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A fat man buys a salad

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

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What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

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How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

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What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

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Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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I had a dream I watched Inception.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

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did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

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Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

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What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

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when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

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Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

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God is religiously proven to be real

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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