whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

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What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

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What do you call a group of asians? China.

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Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

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sixty....eight.

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Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

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why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

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What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

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Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

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Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

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How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

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Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

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a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

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A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret.

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knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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poop.........

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Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

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What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

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Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

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Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

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A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

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Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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