Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

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There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

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A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

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Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

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Chocolate rain Awesome!

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jgkbk,mn

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What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

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Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

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What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

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Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

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Pickle!

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nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

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What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

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i am predestal

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Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

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Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

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What will happen when a black person die they die

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Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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