How do you wake up lady gaga? punch her in the dick.

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a guy is driving home his wife calls him and she say's be careful there is a lunatic driving on the wrong side of the road towards traffic he then reply saying they all are

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What's the problem with blonde people? They don't have black hair.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Six hasn't been the same since Vientnamn

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GooglePlus.

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Got milk? No.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? With the technology of compact fluorescent light bulbs they don't go out for much longer, so the question is nearly irrelevant.

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What's the difference between a women's running team and a band of pygmies? Quite a lot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, go ask the chicken.

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Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

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Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

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So I walked upstairs and I told the guy, "No." And he then asks, "Why?"

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The WNBA

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Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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Q: What did the Miracle Whip say when the refrigerator door was opened? A: Nothing. Miracle Whip cannot speak.

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What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

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What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

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'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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