How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

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Women's rights

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Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

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whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

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Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

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Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

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What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

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What's 9 +10 19

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Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

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What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

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Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

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What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

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anus soup

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What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

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How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

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justin littleton. nuff said

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Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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