What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

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What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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cheese

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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God is religiously proven to be real

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whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

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Two business men, a priest and three boys are on a plane which is going down. There are only three parachutes. One business man says that they should allow the children to have the parachutes as they have long lives ahead of them. The other business man says screw the children. The priest looks up at the second business man. After a short but heated argument they all agree to let the children have the parachutes. The three children then proceed to jump out of the plane with the parachutes. The two business men and the priest watch as they descend upon the earth. The plane then crashes into a mountain, killing the business men and the priest. Once the boys were safely on land they went back to their daily lives in their individual homes. Turns out a serial killer had escaped from prison, all three children were found dead the next morning, the cause of death of course being that each had contracted some form of a sexually transmitted disease from the priest.

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What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

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What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

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Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

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What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

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Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

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69

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What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

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Knock Knock Good one...

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An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

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Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

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Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

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Knock knock Who's there? FBI

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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