- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the WNBA

What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

Baseball

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

I had a dream I watched Inception.

Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

pubic lice.

The outside of my house is painted yellow.

...and I'm a Mormon.

Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

Penis

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

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How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

Canada

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

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