- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

Herman Cain

Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

milly, milly, milly, cat

Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

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