Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

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What did Bobby get for Christmas? Nothing, Bobby is an orphan and has no friends.

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What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side why didnt the chicken cross back? for the first time in his life, Clucky the chicken, felt liberated. his cruel life flashed before his eyes, forcing him to remember all the bad tines he had spent on the McKinley farm. all the eggs stolen from him, watching all his friends being taken for slaughter. it all came back. from the other side of the road, Clucky saw a place he never wanted to go back to, a place he wanted to forget. the day he chose not to cross back was the first real day in Clucky's life.

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What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

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So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

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Wanna hear a "Friday" parody? No, that would be copyright infringement.

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Women rights.

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What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

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What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

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What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

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knock knock you may come in

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

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Penis

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where's waldo? in a picture book.

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There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

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Anti Joke

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