- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

One time i ate a sandwich it was good

What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

Women's rights

No.

Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

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