- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

justin littleton. nuff said

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

What do you call a group of asians? China.

Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

A scottish man having fun

Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

Punchline.

Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

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