Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

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What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

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What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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if it's friday, it must be China

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

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What is black blue and screaming? Your daughter when i kicked the shit out of her

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What do you call an aircraft piloted by a Muslim extremist? The aircraft's brand name followed by its model number, in all likelihood.

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What do you call a duck with a mustache? A duck with a mustache.

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What do you find....... there's a..........

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Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

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What’s the best part about winning a gold medal? Nothing. You’re on acid and staring straight at the sun.

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Three men died and were met at the pearly gates of heaven by St. Peter. Which not only proves that there is a heaven but that St. Peter actually does greet all of its new inhabitants at the entrance which is in fact marked by gates of pearl.

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why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

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Q: What did the cop say to the deaf man? A: Nothing worth hearing about.

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Yo mama so fat she was diagnosed with diabetes and now has to regulate her daily intake of foods.

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Q. why didnt the boy get a christmas present from his dear grandmother? A. because she died on thanksgiving

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What do you call a Russian civil war? A war in which one side wants to seced from the other.

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