Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

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What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

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How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

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I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

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Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

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What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

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What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

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Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

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what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

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kennah campion... being nice

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

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roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

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Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

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Knock knock Nobody's home.

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Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

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The WNBA.

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whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

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Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

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No.

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A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

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How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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