Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

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What do you call a man with no brain? dead.

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Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

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Anti jokes are funny

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

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Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

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What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead...

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How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

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Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

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why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

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Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock *Opens Door*

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

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Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

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Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

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nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

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Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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