- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

Q: What did the Miracle Whip say when the refrigerator door was opened? A: Nothing. Miracle Whip cannot speak.

how many fish does it take to turn on a lightbulb None, lightbulbs dont work in the ocean

Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

What is the difference between you and Chuck Norris? You're reading this and he's probably doing something productive.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

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when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

A baby seal walks into a club

If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

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