Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

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Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

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What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

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Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

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worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

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Two business men, a priest and three boys are on a plane which is going down. There are only three parachutes. One business man says that they should allow the children to have the parachutes as they have long lives ahead of them. The other business man says screw the children. The priest looks up at the second business man. After a short but heated argument they all agree to let the children have the parachutes. The three children then proceed to jump out of the plane with the parachutes. The two business men and the priest watch as they descend upon the earth. The plane then crashes into a mountain, killing the business men and the priest. Once the boys were safely on land they went back to their daily lives in their individual homes. Turns out a serial killer had escaped from prison, all three children were found dead the next morning, the cause of death of course being that each had contracted some form of a sexually transmitted disease from the priest.

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Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

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A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

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why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

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Women's rights.

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Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

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A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

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Dallas Cowboys

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your all shit at jokes

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

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What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

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Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

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Anti Joke

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