Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

come along children

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

amy copied adams haircut :0

milly, milly, milly, cat

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Women's rights

Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

What is big and white, not the moon CC

Knock Knock Come in!

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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