What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

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What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

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Dani Barton = Stupid

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Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

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The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

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Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

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A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

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Brienna Chladek (515)556-4811. Call me;) anytime I'm a teenager:) xoxo

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Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

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Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

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What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To hold their pants up.

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A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

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I AM DISSAPOINTED

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France never surrender.

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how do you stop a train? you cant..

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So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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