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why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

A man walks into a bar. Ow!

What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

Lockerbie bombing

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

What will happen when a black person die they die

A homeless person dies.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

9:11 make a wish

womans rights

What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

Where was little suzie the day after the house fire? At the hospital, being treated for minor burns.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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