What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

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3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

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What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

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A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

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How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

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What did one guy say to the other guy?? Well he just hi but hi backwards is ih and that reminded him of his days in Nahm because that's what his Sargent said and that reminded him of ice-cream because his Sargent smelled like ice-cream and that reminded him of the song that the ice-cream played which reminded him of Disney world which reminded him of a priest raping little boys which mad him laugh because that reminded him of a Jew picking up a penny which reminded him of Osama be shot in the f**k**g face and that reminded him to say how are you to the other guy.

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Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

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Why Because

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What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

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Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

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What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

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Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

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Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

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Justin Littleton getting laid.

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what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

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Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

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Women's rights

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What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

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Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

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In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

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A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

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What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

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What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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