- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

Shit.

What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

milly, milly, milly, cat

How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

Women's rights

whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

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Penis

If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

What's 9 +10 19

Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

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