Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

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What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

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Please don't rape me.

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A black succeeds

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

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What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

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What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

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why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

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nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

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gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

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Knock knock! Yes?

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Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

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A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

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Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

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Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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