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Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

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Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

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How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

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Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

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What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

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What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

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How do you know when a Mexican has died? Well based on the large mass of people inside and outside the funeral home who mostly seem to be of a mexican background and cultue, it would be safe to say that those are his/her friends and family who care deeply about them and therefore you could conclude that a Mexican person probably passed away. It's actually quite sad and going to be a rough few days for those closely connected to the person who died.

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Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

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Your mum is dead

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What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

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Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

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How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

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Baseball

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The jets are a good team..

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