professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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if life gives you lemons, make lemonade. unless you only get one lemon, then it really hard to make a good glass..and for that matter, who said you had a juicer? it would be really hard to just squeeze the juice out of a lemon. on top of that, what kind of situation am I in that I would need lemonade? let's say if life gives you lemons, determine the best use of them based on need, local weather and economic status

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

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What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

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Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

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yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

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What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

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Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

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An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Statutory Rape.

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If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? His family had to sell it in order to put food on the table

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A Ferrari Enzo and a Toyota Prius were having a street race. The Driver of the Ferrari died after he was hit by a bus.

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I was going to write a joke about how I have alzheimers but than I forgot it

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There once was a man from Nantucket Whose name was Mike

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