- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

9:11 make a wish

Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

God is religiously proven to be real

Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

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