- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

Pickle!

Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

Obamacare!

How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

Penis

What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

Small breasts.

Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

Freedom of Speech

Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

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