Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? -death -kidney failure -gall stones -getting in an automobile accident -getting struck by lightning -getting sodomized -embezzlement -deception -HIV/AIDS -illness of any nature -world hunger -the holocaust -Zimbabwe's economy -getting hit by a train -getting hit by a bus -the hives -getting bit by an alligator -head injuries -being arrested -childhood obesity -sexual predators -highly impoverished areas -losing a finger -getting hit with a bat -corruption -general rudeness -being lost in the woods -contracting a sexually transmitted virus -teen pregnancy -murder -rape -robbery -going blind -losing a child -falling down a well -bestiality -identity fraud -massacres -racism -genocide -mental disabilities in children -bullying -food poisoning -stepping on a nail -eugenics -the mass murder, rape, and theft of the land from the Native people of America -forced assimilation -slavery -brain deteriorating illness -matricide -prostitution - accidentally repeating yourself -prostitution -domestic violence -animal cruelty -pollution -deforestation -global warming -losing your life savings -still birth -oppressive leaders -physical conflicts -world wars and other military conflict -the situation in Rwanda -Inequality in treatment of women in middle eastern countries -auto theft -tax evasion -terrorism -being diagnosed with cancer -clinical depression -prostitution -finding two worms in your apple

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A pornstar walks into a church, she has remained close to Christ despite her condescending career choice.

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Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Banana

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Why did polly fall of her swing ??? She had no arms

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what do you call someone that ran into a wall hurt

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I am black.

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Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

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What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

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q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

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Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

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A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

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A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

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What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

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Shit.

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What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

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A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

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What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

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