What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

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Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

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The jets are a good team..

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Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

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Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

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N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

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The Aristocrats

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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if it's friday, it must be China

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A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

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What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

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Laws are initially proposed in Parliament as bills. They become Acts after being approved three times by Parliamentary votes and then receiving Royal Assent from the Governor-General. The majority of bills are promulgated by the government of the day (that is, the party or parties that have a majority in Parliament). It is rare for government bills to be defeated, indeed the first to be defeated in the twentieth century was in 1998. It is also possible for individual MPs to promote their own bills, called member's bills; these are usually put forward by opposition parties, or by MPs who wish to deal with a matter that parties do not take positions on.

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How many Somalians can you fit in a Shopping trolley? Well rather unfortunately there is a lack of Shopping Centers in Somalia due to its corrupt government and its general poverty in comparison to a 1st world country, needless to mention the civil wars. I would guess 7 though.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. Yes dyslexic people drink too.

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What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

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Why was the black man wet? He was sprayed by a hose.

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How do you stop a bus? Put the brakes on.

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If you have two berries in one hand, and three in the other, what do you get when you put them together? Five.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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