A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

BIG PENIS

What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

Go away.

AROUND

What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

Golf.

Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

Women's rights

Women's rights

Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

What what In the butt

does this look unsure to you?

knock knock whos there .. derp

A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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