Niko isnt a mexican douche

They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

*Knock Knock* Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

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Chocolate rain Awesome!

Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Pickle!

Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

What will happen when a black person die they die

Penis

What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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