What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

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What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

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Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

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What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

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CHEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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If you look up stupid in the dictionary the definition would say stu·pid? ?[stoo-pid, styoo?] -er, -est, noun adjective 1. lacking ordinary quickness and keenness of mind; dull. 2. characterized by or proceeding from mental dullness; foolish; senseless: a stupid question. 3. tediously dull, especially due to lack of meaning or sense; inane; pointless: a stupid party. 4. annoying or irritating; troublesome: Turn off that stupid radio. 5. in a state of stupor; stupefied: stupid from fatigue.

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What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

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Let's write an anti-joke. K.

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why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

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Three men walked into a metal pole

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What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

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Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

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What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

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Santa Clogged my toliet

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender, a known drug smuggler for the Mexican Cartel fires three shotgun rounds. As the bartender reloads Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks first the shotgun out of the man's hands followed by three very quick blows to the head. The bartender goes down unconscious and he is arrested. Though the program is no longer produced, Walker Texas Ranger was a somewhat enjoyable, although poorly written and low budgeted made for television action crime drama series produced from April 21, 1993 to May 19, 2001.

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Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

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9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

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Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

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If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a porsche in my garage.

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A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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