What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

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How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

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A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

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A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

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Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

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amy copied adams haircut :0

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Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

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Knock Knock Come in!

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What has human male genitalia? A human male

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

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Penis

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Two guys were sitting in a pub.

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What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

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How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

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why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

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What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

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How many midgets can you fit into a telephone booth? Well, it really depends on a lot of factors. The size and design of the phone booth itself is pretty important. Also, midgets really have a wide range of sizes, but we could do some analysis and find out the average at least. Based on that we could have an estimate done soon.

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Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

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A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

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3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

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Anti Joke

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