Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

Miscarriages.

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

how do you make sure someone is dead shoot them

Love is in the air? Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen and Carbon Dioxide are in the air.

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