Why was the blonde woman crying? -because she witnessed her infant get sucked into a jet engine and was very sad.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Six hasn't been the same since Vientnamn

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What's big, black and long? The line in KFC

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A plane carries 500 bricks. 1 falls out. How many bricks are left? 499. How do you put an elephant in a fridge in 3 steps? Open the fridge, put in the elephant, and close the fridge. How do you put a deer in a fridge in 4 steps? Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer, then close the fridge. The Lion King is having a party. All the animals are there except for one; who is it? The deer: He is still in the fridge. An old lady is crossing a swamp, but it is a crocodile swamp. How does she cross? Normally, all the crocodiles are at the Lion King's party The old lady dies at the edge of the swamp. How? A brick falls from the sky and kills her.

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How do you make a baby cry? You hit it in the face with a hammer.

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Two girls were sitting quietly. Badum tss

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^that joke's not funny

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Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

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A boy and a girl are playing catch. Why did the girl drop the ball? She had no arms. So why did the boy throw her the ball if she had no arms? Cause he's a Dipshit

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What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

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What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

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Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

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What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

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What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

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How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

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What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

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A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

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why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

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A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

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Fruitcake

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

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Haha pizza

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