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What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To hold their pants up.

How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

PEN15 IF U R SMART U WILL UNDERSTAND THIS

France never surrender.

Why was the clown murdered? Because it laughed at my cousin so he ran right into the icicle 10 times to the heart

What did the baby get for his 1st birthday? Nothing, he was a Harlequin baby, therefore dying during the last stages of pregnancy.

Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

I scream. You scream. We all scream.

Slavery lol

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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