A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

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What has human male genitalia? A human male

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Two guys were sitting in a pub.

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Women's rights

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One time i ate a sandwich it was good

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What is big and white, not the moon CC

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Chocolate rain Awesome!

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

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anus soup

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How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

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Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

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Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

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How many midgets can you fit into a telephone booth? Well, it really depends on a lot of factors. The size and design of the phone booth itself is pretty important. Also, midgets really have a wide range of sizes, but we could do some analysis and find out the average at least. Based on that we could have an estimate done soon.

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If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

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What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

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Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

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I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

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How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

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What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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