How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

Why Because

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

What has human male genitalia? A human male

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

Women's rights

Two guys were sitting in a pub.

amy copied adams haircut :0

Chocolate rain Awesome!

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

One time i ate a sandwich it was good

Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

anus soup

What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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