Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

NEVER

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

Nickelback

Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

A baby seal walks into a club.

womans rights

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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