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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

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"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

Why were corners made? For crying.

A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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