Why was Six afraid of Seven? Six hasn't been the same since Vientnamn

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what happened to the mexican who dropped his ice cream at work? He got a raise, won the $5 billion jackpot, was given ten car dealerships, then died.

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A englishmen an irishmen and a ginger walk off a bridge gingers have no souls

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Why are blonds so stupid? Because our society is insecure and we need a common denominator to pick on, so we can feel more comfortable with our mediocre lives.

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Got milk? No.

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I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus, the divorce papers were filed soon thereafter.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? With the technology of compact fluorescent light bulbs they don't go out for much longer, so the question is nearly irrelevant.

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if you are what you eat then arent pornstars considered vaginas?

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans hopping the border? 4 Mexicans in search of a better lifestyle from poverty.

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What's the difference between a black man and water? All black men have water in them, but not all water has a black man in it.

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You're so straight!

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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Myspace

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Tiger Woods is an American professional golfer whose achievements to date rank him among the most successful golfers of all time and Santa Claus is a very jolly fellow who brings gifts to the homes of the good children during the late evening and overnight hours of Christmas Eve.

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What did Bobby get for Christmas? Nothing, Bobby is an orphan and has no friends.

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Wanna hear a "Friday" parody? No, that would be copyright infringement.

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Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

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What happens when you mix 3 pounds of baking soda, 2 dozen cans of Mr. Pibb cola, and a live tortoise? It makes a terrible mess and your wife gets upset at you for getting the house so dirty. She refuses to clean it up.

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A pregnant woman takes the bus, once inside she realizes that there are no seats. No one was pollite enough to let her sit down so she felt pretty uncomfortable on the way home.

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Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

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What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

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husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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