What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

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The WNBA.

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Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

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How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

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Why was the clown murdered? Because it laughed at my cousin so he ran right into the icicle 10 times to the heart

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

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Bob: The whale is a creature that isn't naturally capable of creating any kind of technologically advanced unit of operations? Spectator: Was that actually a question or a statement? Bob: To be candid, occasionally my mind registers the practically indelible impression that I am not competent enough to effectively articulate my relatively subtle thoughts of philosophical value. Spectator: What'd you attempt to explicate? Bob: Hello, contemporary. Spectator: That's definitely considerably better than, "Benevolent greeting to you, fellow indigenous inhabitants of the magnificant, planetary cynosure, Earth Prime." You've managed to improve! Bob: I shall try to emulate those simpletons of this planet in order to garner new allies. Maybe next time I should just stick with some traditional routines that many people currently practice on a daily basis. Now, it's time to examine some "test subjects" so to educate myself further on the nature of my numerous classmates, purported facillitators etc. Spectator: Bye. Bob: See you next time! Wow... I amaze myself with my ability to efficiently adapt to my circumstantial situations. I mean, I am a ninja student who has developed new skills at communication! Wait... nevermind. Bystander: man, were you just soliloquizing... and personally enjoying it? Bob: Ehhh,... No? Bystander: Was that a statement or a question?

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Knock knock! Yes?

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Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

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Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

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A Jew returns change.

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Why was it so easy for Superman to pick up chics? His butt ox.

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In Soviet Russia you drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up.

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What's grosser than gross? Grosser. What's grosser than that? Grossest.

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How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

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Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

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A man walked into the white house and security escorted him out because he didn't have a pass.

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if you are what you eat then arent pornstars considered vaginas?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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