So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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im jewish

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knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

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Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

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Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

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"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

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wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

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A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

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Shit.

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your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

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Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

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What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

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Jim and Larry work together. Jim works hard, and Larry is a bit of a prankster. One day, Jim is having a rather rough day, and Larry looks to cheer him up with a good-natured joke. Knowing that Jim's wife prepares dinner for him every night of the week, he calls her and tells her that their boss has decided to pay for a dinner out, that she should take the day off and just get ready for Jim to come home and pick her up. Larry will later follow up by calling a pizza delivery place and having them send a special no hard feeling message with two large delicious pizzas. He forgets to call the pizza delivery man until later that night, after which it's too late and he thinks "I'll just explain the joke to Jim tomorrow." And goes peacefully to sleep. Arriving home and finding that dinner is not prepared, Jim savagely beats his wife.

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A man was driving to work when he realized he hadn't told his wife happy anniversary. He turned the car around to head back home only to remember that their anniversary was on Friday, not Thursday. The man shared some nervous laughter with himself as the radio played in the background. He continued on toward work and had a run of the mill day meeting with potential clients.

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Slavery

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What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

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A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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