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What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

Nickelback

Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

arse

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

God is religiously proven to be real

An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS *locking noise*

What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

what did the black man do for his family? nothing

A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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