what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

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What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

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What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side why didnt the chicken cross back? for the first time in his life, Clucky the chicken, felt liberated. his cruel life flashed before his eyes, forcing him to remember all the bad tines he had spent on the McKinley farm. all the eggs stolen from him, watching all his friends being taken for slaughter. it all came back. from the other side of the road, Clucky saw a place he never wanted to go back to, a place he wanted to forget. the day he chose not to cross back was the first real day in Clucky's life.

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What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

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What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

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What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

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Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

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A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

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come along children

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

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Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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amy copied adams haircut :0

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Women's rights

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

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Anti Joke

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