- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

gays

What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

This joke isnt funny.

how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

I AM DISSAPOINTED

This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

women's rights

What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

Womens rights.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

What's funnier than 24? 25

How many Somalians can you fit in a Shopping trolley? Well rather unfortunately there is a lack of Shopping Centers in Somalia due to its corrupt government and its general poverty in comparison to a 1st world country, needless to mention the civil wars. I would guess 7 though.

What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

Why did the retard have no friends? Because somebody stitched his mouth and eyes shut so he couldn't be social.

Do you want to hear a knock knock joke? (Yes) Okay, you start. (Knock knock). Who's there? ...

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? a pizza doesn't yell when it goes into an oven

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