Q. Why did billy die? A. Becuase everyone dies in life

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Do you want to hear a knock knock joke? (Yes) Okay, you start. (Knock knock). Who's there? ...

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Why did the plain crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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what was the first thing Barack Obama said to the people of america? ... hi

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Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead are all trapped on a desert island. They work together and manage to survive until help arrives.

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Why was the blonde woman crying? -because she witnessed her infant get sucked into a jet engine and was very sad.

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A man walks into kindergarden class with a beer. He then gets arrested.

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Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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What do nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

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Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

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What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

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What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

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What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

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What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

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Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

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Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

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What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

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Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

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Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

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why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

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