- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

No.

whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

...and the rabbit says, "How 'bout that schnitzel!"

What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

What is a dog? Bark

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

So one time this woman was learning...

What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

Yo mama so fat, when she went to a party, they took the apple from the roast pig's mouth, and they put it on her mouth.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Knock knock! Yes?

Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

if it's friday, it must be China

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