What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To hold their pants up.

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What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

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PEN15 IF U R SMART U WILL UNDERSTAND THIS

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It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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France never surrender.

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Why was the clown murdered? Because it laughed at my cousin so he ran right into the icicle 10 times to the heart

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Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

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What did the baby get for his 1st birthday? Nothing, he was a Harlequin baby, therefore dying during the last stages of pregnancy.

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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poop.........

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Slavery lol

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I've ben told to open all your windows when a tornado comes. Who told you THAT? A guy who opened all his windows when a tornado came.

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how do you make sure someone is dead shoot them

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Hey what time is it. 3:15

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Do you know what paper I get?.... Loose leaf :o

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If shes old enough to count..... Then having sex with her would be considered illegal.

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

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