- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Statutory Rape.

If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? His family had to sell it in order to put food on the table

A Ferrari Enzo and a Toyota Prius were having a street race. The Driver of the Ferrari died after he was hit by a bus.

I was going to write a joke about how I have alzheimers but than I forgot it

There once was a man from Nantucket Whose name was Mike

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Why did the 1,000 pound woman start crying? Because her son got hit by a car.

Whats black and white and red all over? An interracial aborted fetus

Yo mama so fat she was diagnosed with diabetes and now has to regulate her daily intake of foods.

A englishmen an irishmen and a ginger walk off a bridge gingers have no souls

Two jews walk into a bar. They laugh over a beer and leave

What happened to the chicken who crossed the road ? Quite obviously he got to the other side to be greeted by a 50 foot half man half chicken who had one leg.

Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

A man walked into the white house and security escorted him out because he didn't have a pass.

'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Dying of terminal cancer.

what is the worst thing in the galaxy? runing out of dr.pepper :(

Knock Knock. Who's there? Commie. Commie who? Commie Johnson. We went to high school together.

What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

Why was the blond looking at the orange juice box? Because she was reading the nutritional content of orange juice.

What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

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