Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

A man walks into a bar. Ow!

Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

Lockerbie bombing

Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

What will happen when a black person die they die

A homeless person dies.

What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

9:11 make a wish

What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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