- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

I have no joke. u mad?

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

if it's friday, it must be China

Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

What do you call a duck with a mustache? A duck with a mustache.

james schmitt whats your last name

Roses are Red Violets are Blue It is Valentines Day So I had to get them for you or we would get into a big fight, which will end up with me on the couch.

What's the difference between Stevie Wonder and Kevin Bacon? There's none. Neither of them is a taxi driver.

why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

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