- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

fart

Pickle!

Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

Obamacare!

What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

Freedom of Speech

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

Small breasts.

Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

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