whats red and smells like blue paint? half a painter.

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What do you call a Mexican mixed with a platypus? a pineapple

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three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

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One penguin says to another penguin, "It looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other penguin says, "Yea, I have to go to dinner party later."

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Why did the chicken cross the road Banana

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I am black.

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Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

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Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

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A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

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If life throws you lemons Catch them

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Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side why didnt the chicken cross back? for the first time in his life, Clucky the chicken, felt liberated. his cruel life flashed before his eyes, forcing him to remember all the bad tines he had spent on the McKinley farm. all the eggs stolen from him, watching all his friends being taken for slaughter. it all came back. from the other side of the road, Clucky saw a place he never wanted to go back to, a place he wanted to forget. the day he chose not to cross back was the first real day in Clucky's life.

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Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

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what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

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How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

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Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

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A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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