Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

minorities

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

thomas hall= fuckin dikc

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

What will happen when a black person die they die

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

What time is it? 10:58

Brienna Chladek (515)556-4811. Call me;) anytime I'm a teenager:) xoxo

What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Nickelback

4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

arse

Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

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