how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

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What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

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3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

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What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

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Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

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If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

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What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

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What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

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If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

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Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

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Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

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Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

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What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

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Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

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A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

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What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

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Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

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Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

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What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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