Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

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What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

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What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

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whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

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Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

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"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

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What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

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That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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The Aristocrats

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what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

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What is a dog? Bark

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Knock knock Who's there? FBI

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Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

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What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

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Slavery lol

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A member of the KKK is walking along the street enjoying the nice weather. He then turns his attention to a black man on the other side of the street and stopped dead in his tracks. He stepped on a land mine.

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If you were an octopus what would you? Say "I an octopus".

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why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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