What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

What color is my lamp? Brown

Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

What's 6+2? 16

Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

What do you get when an Alabama and an LSU kid are mixed?A small child who grows up in a world of fighting and domestic violence.

How do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the Brake

Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

What's the difference between Stevie Wonder and Kevin Bacon? There's none. Neither of them is a taxi driver.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Six hasn't been the same since Vientnamn

what happened to the mexican who dropped his ice cream at work? He got a raise, won the $5 billion jackpot, was given ten car dealerships, then died.

A englishmen an irishmen and a ginger walk off a bridge gingers have no souls

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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