Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

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Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

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penis

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How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

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What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

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Dallas Cowboys

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how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

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One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

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What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

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Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

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-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

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you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

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A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

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The WNBA.

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What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

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Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

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Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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