- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I love boobs

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

What lives underground? Grandpa

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

I had a dream I watched Inception.

What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

Look at your hand. Made you look!

What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

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4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

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