Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

Dallas Cowboys

Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

gays

Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

This joke isnt funny.

how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

I AM DISSAPOINTED

This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

women's rights

What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

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