Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

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The government makes a good decision

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What do clowns put on bagels? Cream Cheese

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-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

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why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

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What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have mental problems Doobah haga Blakatrabbit

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What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

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Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

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"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

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Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

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what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

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A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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Lockerbie bombing

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Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

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Shit.

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josh simpson has cancer

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Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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