- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

Freedom of Speech

What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

Nickelback

Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

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