Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

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Knock Knock. F uck off.

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i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

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Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

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when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

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Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

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How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

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#FEARtheFLAMINGOS

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What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

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Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

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Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

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69

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Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

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What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

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professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

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Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

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A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

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What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

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yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

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Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

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