- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

Women's rights

knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

Freddie Mercurys teeth

why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

What's brown and sticky? A stick

What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

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