- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

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What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

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A fat man buys a salad

I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

A person with OCD walked into a abr.

Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

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