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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

Women's rights.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

Dallas Cowboys

Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

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