What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Living through the Holocaust and finding a time machine to take you back to the beginning of it again.

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There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. She had so many children her uterus fell out.

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Roses are Red, violets are blue, I have STD, Now so do you. :3

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knock, knock no one answers man goes home and shots himself because he feels alone

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a retard? NOTHING!!!!!!

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if justin beiber was dating a girl what would you call him? a lesbian

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Why was the blonde woman crying? -because she witnessed her infant get sucked into a jet engine and was very sad.

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A man walked into the white house and security escorted him out because he didn't have a pass.

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So I walked upstairs and I told the guy, "No." And he then asks, "Why?"

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no

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas? A visit from the Make a Wish Foundation and the opportunity to see her favorite band in concert. Unfortunately, she was very ill from the chemotherapy, and was unable to really enjoy herself at the concert. She passed away several days later, surrounded by family and friends.

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Why did polly fall of her swing ??? She had no arms

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Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

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what do you call someone that ran into a wall hurt

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If life throws you lemons Catch them

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Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

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Fruitcake

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What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

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A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

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What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

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What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

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What's green and wheels? Your mom.

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what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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