- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

What will happen when a black person die they die

What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

9:11 make a wish

Whoa! A talking carrot!

What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

womans rights

What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

Punchline.

Hello

What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

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