- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

What do an apple and a banana have in common? They are both not cookies

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

What's funnier than 24? 25

What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

There was a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman. All three of three of them walked into a bar. They began a heated debate over the benefits of their healthcare plan, payed the tab on their drink, then proceeded to drive home in their Toyota Prius.

A Jew returns change.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Living through the Holocaust and finding a time machine to take you back to the beginning of it again.

"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

This is not a joke.

Q: How do you stop a baby from spinning in circles? A: Nail his other hand to the floor

Why was the black man happy? He got a raise.

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a porsche in my garage.

Q. Why did uncle Al die of smoking? A. His socks were to big -Noah Weisskopf

Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

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