- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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jokes r dumb

justin littleton. nuff said

a horse walks into a barn

penis

So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

Punchline.

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

The jets are a good team..

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